My waves spinnin

The event...
waves spinnin is an apocalyptic event occuring on the midnight between 24th and 25th January.One month after jesus was born, smo came to destroy half the universe, when he made an error in mistaking a man's ballsack for his head, posting the image with a caption "my waves spinnin 🌊🏄‍♂️". This horrid image was immediately burnt into the retinas of everyone who've seen it, blinding smo in the proccess.

Vc retardation
Unfortunately, the people in the #friendlies weren't the only one driven to bleach their eyes. Couple of innocent retards were hanging in the VC, just passing time, waiting for eachother to fall asleep. Suddenly, as the image struck, Mordyr, one of the autists present in the VC began to deflate. Vodka was heard slightly off-mic dying on the floor. When smo acknowledged his mistake it was too late. Mordyr coughed up one lung and had to be transported to ER while vodka shat himself, leaving a giant hole in his trousers.

The aftermath
After being exposed to the horror, the FD fell into the vegetative state. Everyone was either too terrified or too embarassed to talk about the situation. The ghost of the waves spinnin 🌊🏄‍♂️ caption haunts the chat to this day, still refusing to crawl back to its dimension.