Soup Of The Old Ones

Item#: SUP-66654

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures
SUP-66654 is to be stored in a waterproofed locking metal fridge measuring 1 m x 0.5 m x 0.5 m. The key is to be issued to the current head researcher of Site-XXX's bio-containment area. SUP-66654 is to be retained inside this area at all times, and all personnel entering the area should be checked for any food or drink items, in addition to any other searches required. Any [greek faggot] seen ingesting SUP-66654 are to be retained for future study, with all Foundation clearance levels removed.

Description
SUP-66654 resembles a plastic container filled with an organic fluid most resembling a cabbage stew. All contact with SUP-66654 must be properly written down, both the time of consumption and the ammount left.

Advanced microstudies have found traces of persian empire in the stew, allowing Dr.□□□□□□ to estabilish the age of soup between 2500-2300 years old. The soup seems to never lose any nutritional value and can be reheated like any normal food. However, the properties of the soup changes as it enters the body. immediately, the soup starts to affect the frontal lobe of the brain, mainly amygdala cortex, to widen the consumer's perception of reality. This allows the consumer to communicate with and against the language of the Tamil Kings, who are still widely speculated about (though the biggest guess is that these tamil kings were merchants). User will then start to fall into various symptoms of insanity, as the flesh eating bacteria devours on the specific parts of the brain, making them highly retarded and autistic.

Transcript of the first contact with SUP-66654
__________________________________ SC = [Soup Consumer]

SC: Hello internet, this is running on empty, food review ! And today we're reviewing the 1,5 month old soup [The odor has already made him ignorant against the true age of soup] i've had in a freezer, let's see how it tastes like...

SCP-66654: [transmitted through high frequencies unable to be heard by human ear ] T̴̯h̦͙͎̹ͅe͓̪̫̥ ͇̭̠ͅk̞̙̮n̗ơ͙̬̬w̬̮͖̞l̠̦͖̭e̳͜d͚͎g̦̪̦e̛̗̖ͅ ̣̰̹̭͍i̥̥̱̻ ̲̟̦͘ͅp̱͚ọ̷s̨s̱͝ḛ̳̟̪͇̖̦͘s̖͖̩̤͉̞͘ ̣͙̗̜͕̤͝h̞ͅa̞͚̥̣͖s̗͉̖̬̪̝ ͈̞̙̹͜r͎̤̟̜͕͖̟įp͇̩͎͢p҉̦ed̨̯̜̻̱ ̝̙̼̦t͚h̸̭̹̺̟ͅe̡͖͙̦̬ ̳͚̱̳s͖ǫ̦̟u͉ḷ̀ ͏o̭f̞̘̬ ̻̪͢m̡͓͔a҉̯̹̥͖̗ṉ̞̕ỳ,̫̝̙̙̲̕ ̼͚̥̪í̠̟̳̫̼̜n̬̯̬̼c̟̗̬l̠̣͈̀u̩̟̪̻̞̹͞d̦̬͖̝̠͔i̠̜̺̬̱̬ͅn͔̬͈̼̲̝g̣̥̹̝ ̪͙͠t̘h̙̩͇̟͓͖̝͘e̟̮̝̪ ̖̘̤̥̬̗u̘̠̰̺n̟̬b̸̼̯̮o̹͓r̖̹̰̙͎̥̝͠n̞,͓̘̫̪͎͍ ̨͖̩͚͙̠̼̫h̴͎̞̞o͜ŕ̞͓̩r̷̖͙͖͉̫͚i͇͙b͔̹l͚̫̝͟y͚̩̥͓̤͉͖ ̪͚̣̹̹̰̝t͍o̲̫̹r̭͕͇͕n ̺̘͓͖̳̖ạ̸̪̼̝̠p͔͇̥̺̥͓̟͢a͟ͅr̟̲̲̩̤t̨ ͕͇͇̬i҉̜̖̺̠n̟̺̦͇͚͔͡ ͉͚̫t̲̦̳͚ḫ̬̖̰͇e͔̫̩͜ ̥͚͚w̯̻̱̘͈̣͖͞o̻̪̼̠ḿ͓̤͈̫̭b͘ ͙͔͜ǫ̳͔ͅf̶̼̪͉̝̩ t͈̤͢h̴̗̤͓̤̪͕̠e͇͓̯͕͟ir͕͕͔͇ m҉̯̞̪̖o͚t̗h͙͍͙͕̪͕́ẹ̠́r̛͍͇͎̱s̡̳͉͓,̛̣͈̰̥͕ ͔̘̫̼̹̕b͉͉̥̠l̤̲͈ͅe͡ͅd͏͕̻̮͚ ̸̻͍͕̝̣̱͇o͏̹̟͇͎u̳̪̙̜͎t̞͎̯͉̺͈̬ ͍̺̝̮̱m͖̪̪͚͡y̳̹̟ ͍̤̭m̵̟̲̖͚̻̳̥iͅn̵͉̟̗̱ḭa̤̹̭͔̭t̷͇͈̠̬͙ṵ̼̫̜̘̞r̭̭̱̮̰̼͘ḛ̵͔̹͖ ͘o̢r̞̬̦̹̙̼i͚͕͓f̝́ic͓͓̠̟̞̮̲͡e͔̞̱̱̹̰s͚̲͔͍̫̺̟͝,̭̞̟͈ ̺a̻s̵̩̥̜̼̲̻̩ ̛̼͔̮̱̣̠̠t̡͖ẖ͇͚̞e̘̪̙̮ ̴͖s̸͚̭͕̱ͅo̯͔͕̳͈̮̥u͞l̡̬̞̺̠̻͔s̛̗ ̺̲̞͙i͔̟͚̞̭'̧͍̭̟̪̬ͅv͓̰̹̦̖e̴̜ ̢̬͎͎͙̻̯be̘̘͙̭͍̭e͓̲̟̙ͅn̨̳͖̺̰̝ ̫͓̗̥̫ͅm̨a̡̬de̸̖̳̦̩͖̗ ̸͙o͓̩̝͓͞f̪͕,̼̟ ͖̳̝c̜̣̹̦͢h͓͍͚̕u̞͍̜͓͝r̹̯̦n̤͔͕͙ ͍̦͉̩̲̞̕h͓a̭u̻n̛̪t̤̠̭͈i̛͍̟̪̤͈g̦̼͇͖̩l̫̪̻̥y͇͉ͅ ̙̞̬a̺͇͇n̸d̵ w̡i̡t̙͎̖̩̳̰͟h̜͔̹͔̬͈ͅo̞̘͕̖̪͚u̧͎͓͖̱̩͍t ̮̺̯̗̩͙r̲e̷s̷͚̙͈̻͖̞͎t̝̘͈͎̀.̵͍ͅ

SC : Pretty tasty, i must say, nothing quite like it. I would recommend to anyon- [REDACTED REDACTED]...