Phlurmp

Phlurmp, (short for Pakistan and pronounced In-vay-der) is a sub-human invader living in England - notably Londonistan and Bradfordistan Being Muslim, he likes to insult white/black person people, and eat curry. He walked from Pakistan to England in search of buttsecks.He wonders why we burn his country, so the man goes out with black teatowels wrapped round his head and dynamite strapped to his shooz. But he gets what he deserves when he expects horny ninja virgins waiting for him, but he'll find that Jesus is waiting for him with a big piece of pork. When a group of Paki's congregate in a yellow school bus they are called 'beef patty'.